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Friday, March 23, 2007

Al(pha Male) Gore Gets Beat Up by a Girl!

Ann Coulter thoroughly wipes up the floor with Al Gore in her 3/21/07 column "The Coming Ass Age" and in the process shows what a parody of himself Gore has become. After this beating the self-percieved prototype alpha male may need to once again commission an air-brush artist to restore his self-esteem.

As several global warming deniers have pointed out recently, Mr. Gore is quite the hypocrite in the way he admonishes ordinary people for going about their day-to-day lives in a way he claims is destroying the planet while he and his family consume massive quantities of energy. Ms. Coulter puts things in perspective rather nicely:
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, "That reminds me we have to do something about saving the polar bears."...Americans spend an extra $2.2 billion on gas a year because they're overweight, requiring more fuel in cars to carry the extra pounds...Gore may have a small carbon footprint, but he has a huge carbon butt-print.
Having a moron like Gore, once referred to by essayist Professor Paul V. Hartman as "a man with a room temperature IQ", as the authority figure for you tree-hugging liberals in the "environmentalist community" has got induce constant and persistent indigestion. I'm all broken up and feeling your pain (not!).

For those of us on the right (there's a reason we're known as the "right") Gore is a priceless asset that does more to discredit the lunacy of the left-wing's silly doomsday scenarios than anything Ann Coulter can write, although Ms. Coulter does a fine job of putting idiot liberals like Gore in their place (and doesn't require the services of an air-brush artist to bolster her self-image).

Rock on, Ann Coulter!

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